Total Medals Earned: 48 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 785 Points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
Medals Earned: 8/13 (90/155 points)
Medals Earned: 7/30 (45/190 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (85/285 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/325 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Race the wolf... and lose
Rescue Gretel
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Pet the teddy
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
